
Tomorrow, at 5:30 pm every
Starbucks in America will close for three hours. CEO
Howard Schultz has ordered this emergency intensive remedial training (a three hour rebuke for burning coffee, killing espresso and not being able to pour steamed milk without a spoon). Can America handle an evening without the cash cow of all coffee shops? I have an idea use this opportunity to kick the $4 latte and make the switch to pure layered thirty-second fresh espresso. Forget all the foam and milk and double pumps of fakeness. Drink coffee the way it should be experienced, 3 ounces of 75 ml of caffeine (a tall coffee has 150 ml of caffeine), at a time. Just don’t forget to rise out the shot glass before you pull another shot.
-PST